Is this a movie? No, I am in Vietnam

Bamboos, conic-shaped straw hats, palm trees, Rambo.

Vietnam always intrigued me as a place to visit and, Ho Chi Minh being on our destinations network, it comes as no surprise I bid for it.
Not alone in these thoughts, I join a crew of twelve who are equally excited about flying to this idyllic destination right in the heart of Indochina and, once the positive atmosphere invades the cabin, we perform our services amongst European passengers of Vietnamese descent who, at times, address me in fluent French. As most flights to Asia in the monsoon season, the journey to Saigon turns bumpy, preventing us from serving a second meal for over three hours and only subsiding as we fly over Bangkok.

The aircraft lands minutes after the last rays of sunshine disappear from the horizon and the immense urban sprawl of Ho Chi Minh City is portrayed through the countless motorbike lights cruising in the humid summery air.

Motorcycles, neon lights, noise and high rise buildings.

Ho Chi Minh City strikes me as the organised mess it is. The wide avenues clog with traffic in which motorcycles of all kinds weave through in completely irrational patterns. The boulevards open to large grassy roundabouts where solitary monuments salute to the warm sky.
Once changed into normal clothes, my crew and I meet at the reception and walk through an almost impossible crossing for pedestrians, finally making it into the Backpacker Street right in time for dinner.
A smiley waitress places plastic-wrapped menus and glasses of coconut water on the wooden table. The balcony, enveloped in green neon lights and overlooking the busy street some twenty meters below, is the perfect place for a hot dish of noodles with seafood and beers, whilst the evening is paid for in hundreds of dongs that equal six US dollars. A tour is booked.

After a good sleep and at seven in the morning, the crew and I gather around a cream-coloured minivan and leave Ho Chi Minh in a state of sleepwalking, whilst across the street, elderly people join forces in a session of communal yoga at Cong Park.
It is a three-hour journey to Can Tho along a motorway surrounded by flat pads of rice, whilst the humid terrain around the bumpy road turns the air damp and moist.

On arrival, the diary reads:

     ‘Have you ever been to a place that you never thought you would ever set a foot on?. This was it for me. As I was looking at the Mekong River and was about to ride a boat in the murky waters just thought to myself : ‘So, I am in Vietnam. How come? ‘.

Once the boat sails from the dingy pier, the smell of burn kerosene is replaced by the intoxicating aromas of ripe fruit and sliced coconut from the floating market. Like no other goods-exchanging facility I have ever seen before, the narrow wooden boats sell everything from papayas to toys, from toilet paper to live pigs. The boat cruises along the brown freshwater whilst the local life revolves around whirlpools of muddy shores and trees.

Once we enter the delta, our vessel negotiates its passage in between man-made islands of mud and rock dredged from the entrails of the Mekong. New life has found its place here and once we dock on one of the many pieces of scattered land, we visit a rice paper factory, where bottles of scorpion and snake liqueur are also sold as a local delicacy.

We are served lunch under the shelter of a wooden shack, where a drooling tame python is carried amongst the shoulders of overly-excited tourists for pictures. The monsoon rain once again strikes in full force and cools the tropical air right at the beginning of a hazy Vietnamese afternoon.
An epic moment in life is then unveiled, for we are taken to the muddy shore where narrow wooden boats await for a smooth ride along the channels of the delta. No engines are required, the boats only powered by the constant rowing of the fittest elderly women I have seen in my life.

Palm trees check, smell of fresh rain check, murky water checked, cone-shaped hat checked. It is like a slow motion movie being played in front of me, surrounding me, mesmerising me.

 

Once back in Can Tho, I fill up with the flavours of freshly squeezed lychee fruit juice and once again prepare for the long trip back to the city, arriving four hours later due to heavy traffic in the metropolitan area. Time to hit the gym and stretch the legs after a long bus trip. A long well-deserved sleep is next.

Rich in history, my last day in Ho Chi Minh City starts at the Reunification Palace and, joined by a South African crew member and friend, we wander around corridors of pure Communist tenor in which the history of the Vietnam War is explained.
Famously known as a worldwide diplomatic failure, the bitterness felt by the Vietnamese towards the Vietnam War is translated into pictures and torture memorabilia. The black and white pictures aim to portray the pain suffered by Vietnam’s more vulnerable citizens some four decades ago, whilst the tanks outside the building are some some of earned medal, a closure to times of pure warfare hardship.

We opt for the slow rhythm of a pedicab, whilst our local driver cycles oblivious to the overwhelming traffic building up around us. Traffic sign? Why, someone will stop anyway. Ho Chi Minh City is indeed proudly displayed around incensed Buddhist temples, whilst Saigon is still imprinting its French legacy through the red bricks of Notre Dame church.

A ‘no-happy ending’ massage closes my stay in Vietnam. The air conditioned spa next to the Intercontinental Hotel as fresh as the watermelon juice served once we rest from the heat.
The flight leaves right at the beginning of the musty equatorial night and smoothly cruises along the lines of Burma and Northern India, arriving in Doha shortly before midnight.

The crew say their good-byes with wide smiles, the bonding of some twelve humans from different parts of the world happening in one the most exciting destinations ever imagined, because in the end, we were all Rambo for one day.

2 thoughts on “Is this a movie? No, I am in Vietnam

  1. Hi Camba!
    Great blog, posts and pictures!
    I am going to my Final Interview with QR and I would like to ask you a couple questions about QR… Would you be kind enough to answer them?
    Is it true that all CC have a 10 pm curfew on your days off?
    On days off do CC go to nightclubs, bars, theaters and all that in Doha? How is social and private in Qatar as a CC?
    Thank you very much for your time and attention!
    Warmest regards!
    Sasha.

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